Well, we made it through Tuesday (hopefully), and that means one more day to a new Dallas. I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend and is having a great week so far! Can ya’ll believe that this little mini season is halfway over already? It’s kind of funny, but that is how the original series began… actually, it began as a miniseries, if I’m not mistaken. At any rate, I hope TNT announces soon when the second season will begin. If anyone has heard/read/seen dates, please let me know! As soon as I find out dates, I promise to let you know!
Are ya’ll excited to see that someone other than JR got quote of the episode?! Bobby earned that!!
Not much to discuss and no programming notes to cover, so I am just jumping right on in to the show. Praying that this makes even a minute amount of sense since, as usual, I am operating on a minute amount of sleep. So exhausted last night that I fell asleep on the sofa, watching a Lana Turner movie. I feel like I should apologize to Lana for falling asleep on her because she is one of my favs (and yes, I know she is dead, but I do believe in the afterlife – so, I am truly sorry, Lana.).
Wait, actually, I do have a helpful tidbit of the day, thanks to my godmother. So, I know that it is hotter than the fiery gates of hell in the vast majority of the country, and electricity bills are out of damn control. If you look up “peak hours” for the electric company you use (pretty sure you can find online), you could save some bucks. Apparently, energy rates are highest during said hours, so if you keep the temperature setting in your house/office warmer during those hours, your bill will be less (hopefully).
Ok, enough of that – let’s get to the show… as soon as “Kentucky Rain” finishes playing on my U-verse music station.
Le sigh, I love these panning shots of the ranch! It really is gorg up there! Oh woof, bliss interrupted – John Ross spent the night with Elena. “I don’t believe in a war, but I believe in a warrior”? Whatever Elena – disliking you right now.
John Ross, you are no match for Coif. Period. Refer to post title! Actually, in this instance, I’ll go on ahead and say that John Ross needs to respect the shotgun since pulling the tankers was Ann’s doing. Partial word since Bobby is now pissed.
Ok, wait, is this Christopher’s (and Rebecca’s) crib? I mean, AS IF Christopher Ewing can’t afford something bigger than a studio apartment/loft…
There are those cookie cutters over Bobby and Ann’s bed again – loathe them, and need them to be removed, prontito. Awe, Bobby had a plan already in place to stop the trucks. Clearly Bobby read my blog from last week when I said that the price for Ryland helping Ann would be more than a mere hug.
Son of a bitch – “Birthright.” Sick of that word. Hate to say it, but John Ross will never pay for anything. WOAH, people, the sensor clearly also got a little bj action – “bull shit”?! Continue to enjoy the profanity – what is this third episode?
Lawd, what is Rebecca doing here? Ok, maid’s name is Carmen – must make a mental note. Should we trust Rebecca? Is the telling the truth?
OH EM GEE – Aaron Southworth!!!!!!!! Invoice of judgment of separation of Mineral Rights from Surface Rights for Southfork will now use a core character (albeit one we never met even in the original series) and the show’s history to drive story. Who would have thunk it – a show/soap using history to drive story. This is how it’s done!! JR owns land… not mineral rights! Let’s all hope that the original deed is found if only to see the look on John Ross’ face! Oh, and still suspicious of Rebecca’s ass… she could just be playing Tommy.
Nose bleed and near faint – Rebecca will, no doubt, be pregs. Mark my words!
Awe, Jock’s things – tears. Again, Christopher has learned to respect the Coif!
Yeaaaaaa, it’s JR!!!! Thank the Lord he’s not MIA!!! Laughing my bootie off – he’s in Vegas!!! This is hysterical… and soooo typical JR!!! Oh mercy, Cliff is there. This. Will. Be. Fabulous. Old school Dallas – Cliff Barnes v. JR Ewing. Ya’ll know JR will win. Truer words have never been spoken: “For a chance to make money me, Cliff Barnes would push his mamma into a puddle of piranhas” (Awe, Cliff’s mama. Poor Rebecca – dying in a plane crash. This happened, I think, in season 5 or 6 of original Dallas. Oh my gosh, I was devastated and actually cried. I was shocked.). Aaaaand, a good ole JR laugh to boot – this day is complete!
Aaaand, the key just conveniently fell out?! Of course! In any event: We have a key to Jock’s safety deposit box!!
Rebecca’s preg confirmation is imminent. Ya’ll just wait.
Look at John ross shaking in his boots – love it!! He ain’t fooling anyone – he’s scurd.
Oh Mylanta… literally… presidential advertisements already and it’s only July. Joy. But from a nonpartisan, strategic campaign standpoint, whoever came up with the idea to run these Obama ads during Dallas is a freaking genius, and I am not being sarcastic!
Oh, and really? I am REALLY asking “Where the hell is Sue Ellen?” again. Her absence is getting annoying.
THANK YOU SWEET MOTHER OF MARY AND ALL THAT IS HOLY… somebody heard me, and Sue Ellen is in the house!!!!! Ok, so John Ross is being civil with Sue Ellen now, and clearly wants a favor. Yep… of course. Dweeb. Aaaaaaahhhhh, Sue Ellen IS running for governor. Ok I take back every single word I said about wanting her to reunite with JR for purposes of becoming head bitch in charge of Southfork. I need her to be head bitch in charge of Texas and give Ann Richards a run for her damn money. Oh, and she and JR can still reunite so that JR can be “First Man” of Texas. WORD the hell up! Oh, but I am kinda miffed that we didn’t get to see Sue Ellen actually decide to run and then make her announcement. Don’t do it, Sue Ellen… don’t succumb to John Ross’ guilt trip.
And I hate to be rude, but I’m getting sick of seeing John Ross in that ensemble. Pretty sure John Ross will live to regret slamming the door in Marta’s face (what’s her real name again?).
Uncle Garrison? Is that Gary’s name? Speaking of Gary… can he and Valene make a cameo… for longer that a hot second?! I would be beside myself!!! We have a deed, bitches!!!
Yes, indeed, John Ross will regret slamming that door on Marta – bitch is no doubt behind breaking in to Elena’s. She is.
Jesus, another Obama ad?
Ahahahaha, this entire JR/Frank scene, from start to finish, made me pee on myself… way too many reasons to type!
Now, I don’t know why Bunk (Is that his name?) thinks John Ross needs to look outside Southfork to hire extra security to protect Elena – Ann could take any trespassers out with one firing of her shotgun!
Wait, freesias – makes me think of that line in The Devil Wears Prada delivered by Miranda (aka Meryl Streep): “Do I smell freesias?… If I SEE freesias, I’m going to be veeeeery unhappy,” or something like that!! Ok, that tangent is over! Gorg flowers for Ann… no doubt from Ryland. Let’s see. Oh, and a gift. Yea, definitely from Ryland. LAWD, what the hell is with this necklace?!
YES – a Bobby/Ryland mini brawl!!! And here I thought that we would go an entire episode without a bitch slap or the like.
Has anyone actually watched Dallas Roundup? I would, but Cameron Mathison annoys me – I know, soap peeps will shun me. In other news: How weird is it that I discussed Meryl not one segment ago, and now there is a preview of her new movie… and it looks faaaaaaabulous. Big shock!! Can’t wait to see it!
Oh look, it’s the mommy to be. Confirmation is coming… I’m telling ya’ll!
Dammit, Sue Ellen… don’t do it. How flipping fabulous does Linda Grey look?! Ya’ll this Ryland character is so damn evil, shady, and just plain old no good, and I will lurve to hate him… just like JR!
So, Ann and Sue Ellen now “owe” Ryland something. Please, no threesome… that’s all I ask.
Seriously, what is up with Ann’s necklace?
Aaaaand, just like that John Ross has learned to respect the coif! And, lurved the Gary mention!!! Suck it, John Ross!
Hate to say it, but TOLD YA SO!!! Rebecca is pregs. How much ya’ll want to bet Tommy is the baby daddy (assuming the duo isn’t really brother and sister)?!
Holy shiz – tomorrow’s episode looks beyond FABU, and I cannot wait!!! Flipping hate that I can’t watch live, and thus have to put myself on Twitter hiatus… one of main reasons I write this blog o’nonsense! Anywho, I need to get my ass in gear and prep coffee and work ensemble for tomorrow, plus shower. Hope ya’ll have a lovely evening and delightful weekend! See you next week!!
Loving ya’ll mucho,